Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Extinct Animal of the Week VII


Falkland Islands Wolf

"The Falkland Islands Wolf (Dusicyon australis), also known as the Warrah and occasionally as the Falkland Islands Dog, Falkland Islands Fox or Antarctic Wolf, was the only native land mammal of the Falkland Islands. This endemic canid became extinct in 1876, the first known canid to have gone extinct in historical times."

Monday, December 27, 2010

Knitwear Hunk IV: Mikhail

Here's the last one!



Mikhail, 33, is a foreman on a hydroelectric-dam construction site. Misha has recently become engaged and when he's not overseeing building operations and logistics - in his dark-grey sweater/mitten/cap ensemble of course - he dabbles in recreational hunting.

Hemp

Found an interesting article this morning:

"Farmers push to overturn hemp food ban" - ABC News

Come on, are people still scared of hemp/marijuana and what they think it will do to our society?! I'm not going to go on about the benefits of growing hemp crops...we all know it's good and sustainable.

I did want to note that Latvians have been growing hemp for many years (it's even mentioned in old folk songs) and it isn't uncommon to find 7-foot high plants growing in country gardens. I remember going out to the countryside last year and eating fresh homemade hemp-seed butter spread over black rye bread...mmmmmmmmm.

I even found out about this product (pictured below). Pretty much a commercial version of shake!


















[translation: 'bio Hemp crumbs']

Friday, December 24, 2010

A dream come true...




Back at home (in Adelaide) we have always had this big old Pianola, a beautiful thing, and plenty of scrolls with old-timer songs. One of my favourites was "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas". I'd pump on the pedals, watching the scroll rotate and the keys amazingly play by themselves. And I'd sing along, and the notion of a 'white Christmas' was so distant, so fantastic, and so comforting....and I'd never imagined I would ever experience one.

Now I'm looking out the window, and there's fresh fallen snow on the ground, big beautiful snow-flakes are gently falling, and I look up and seagulls are gliding through the wintry sky...my first white Christmas, and I'm getting a bit sentimental...forgive me.

Merry Christmas.


I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten, and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Extinct Animal of the Week VI


Thylacine

"The thylacine was the largest known carnivorous marsupial of modern times. It is commonly known as the Tasmanian tiger, the Tasmanian wolf, and colloquially the Tassie tiger or simply the tiger. Native to continental Australia, Tasmania and New Guinea, it is thought to have become extinct in the 20th century. It was the last extant member of its genus, Thylacinus, although several related species have been found in the fossil record dating back to the early Miocene."

This one I feel particularly sad about...and despite most evidence to the contrary, I like to believe it still exists.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Knitwear Hunk III: Dimitry


Dimitry, 38, is happily married with two young daughters. Dimitry holds a prestigious government job and savours weekends away at his country property, pottering in the garden in his dashing ochre vest.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Beer to hop down the pitch

With the Australian cricket team performing rather horrendously in the current Ashes series, it seems editors are bored and are showing off their impeccable intellectual fitness in the field of pun-forgery.

After a lacklustre performance by Australian cricketers in my hometown of Adelaide, Hurley-snogging blond spin-king Shane Warne suggested that little-known Western Australian bowler, Michael Beer, would be a good selection for the third test in Perth. In a surprise move, the selectors picked Beer and whether the story was actually rather boring or a distraction was needed from the Aussies' sporting failures, editors seemed to think the news needed a gentle buff with the pun-chamois.

I noticed this headline first:










And after some quick and simple searching I found more and more, they were having a field-day with this one...

"WA spinner Beer in Ashes brew" - AdelaideNow


"Aussies find Beer at bottom of the barrel" - BBC


"Why spinner's rise to Test recognition wasn't all beer and skittles" - SMH
-Extra points for the use of the old-school idiom


"No Beer on England's menu" - Herald Sun


"Struggling Aussies turn to Beer" - lords.org


"Frosty Beer on menu for Perth Test" - ninemsn


"Warne likes WA's Beer" - Sportal

And in the short (I found all of these in about five minutes) search I came across these two headlines related to the story but with no mention of beer, froth, barrels or brewing:

"A well Warne idea" - TheAge

...and my favourite...

"Cricket Australia ask 'who you Warne-a call? - Pom buster!" - Reuters
-come on....have you got aaanything else to do??


Reading all these puns has put me in a froth (sorry)


UPDATE:

Thanks to inked-up fast-bowler Mitchell Johnson, maybe my conclusions about Australia's performance in the cricket were a tad too premature.

UPDATE:

They weren't...

Pleasing pegs

Image by 'Shopkins-Fossick'


Looking through a really rather good blog called 'Shopkins-Fossick' I came across this post on plastic pegs found in local alleys and lane-ways. The fragile, disintegrating pegs are immensely delightful and the aesthetic conjures memories of buffalo grass, oxidised Hills-Hoist poles, the funny (but delicious) taste that a garden hose gives to water, lemon trees, corrugated iron, and sour-sobs. *Big smiley emoticon*

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Knitwear Hunk II: Kiril


Kiril, 27, is a good-hearted economist from Omsk. Married and with his first child on the way, Kiril enjoys socialising on the weekends and thinks his handsome jade-green vest is perfect for a casual dinner-party.

Extinct Animal of the Week V


Short-tailed Hopping Mouse

"The Short-tailed Hopping Mouse (Notomys amplus) is an extinct species of mouse from open stony (gibber) plains with desert grasses, low shrubs and sand ridges in the area around Charlotte Waters, near Alice Springs in Central Australia. The last record is from June 1896."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Knitwear Hunk I: Oleg

I recently bought a small book of knit-patterns published in Soviet-era Russia from a local second-hand store. Translated, the title would be 'For you, ladies', but it only has patterns of male sweaters...ha. Over the next week or so I'll be posting scans of the four featured Russian dudes who are lucky enough to know women with top-notch knitting skills.

I present knitwear hunk number 1, Oleg:


Oleg, a physics major at University, lives with his mother in St. Petersburg. He likes to collect exotic fishes and enjoys brisk autumns because he's always cosy in his charcoal/brown buttoned sweater.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Copy-editors are real pun-ks...

After reading my post on Christmas no-nos in journalism, a friendly commenter sent me a link to another terrible headline. This one is a ripper, check it out:

"It was Nick Cave and the bad speeds as Australian singer crashes car into speed camera" - December 09, 2010

If you find any more, let me know. Who knows, I might even start up a 'trite headline of the week' post.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Steve Bell on Wikileaks

Extinct Animal of the Week IV

Kangaroo Island Emu

"Kangaroo Island Emu or Dwarf Emu (Dromaius baudinianus) is an extinct member of the bird family Casuariidae. It was restricted to Kangaroo Island, South Australia...The species became extinct in approximately 1827."

Monday, December 6, 2010

A fallacious inference...


The people at Urtext Film Productions from Adelaide have been releasing interviews filmed in portrait on their blog 'Portrait Mode'. I've watched them all and the idea is brilliant, I'd like to see more. The simple videos are of a high quality and the portrait 'mode' gives the stories a very personal atmosphere. Aaaanyway, there are more interesting things going around, BUT, I discovered one interview very amusing...Chris. Vimeo won't let me embed the video so you're going to have to scoot over there yourself.



Chris was in a first-year philosophy course (which I dropped) with me and I remember his zealous questioning and querying from the front row of the lecture hall. It seems Chris has developed his I'm-a-smart-philosophy-student aura, it's hilarious. I've included some of the transcript below:

When you do philosophy...apart from learning specific things about...the arguments Descartes gave for skepticism or the arguments Leibnitz gave for the existence of God, you learn the far more generic skills of just being able to analyse and criticise arguments...

If I'm on the phone and somebody is trying to convince me that...they should have received their order yesterday because they placed it at this time and this time and this time, well I can sorta look at that and see the structure of the argument and go 'well no, there's a fallacious inference being made there! In actual fact you've still got two days to wait because blah blah blah'.

Okay, this is a very trivial example and obviously you don't need training in philosophy to do this.



Ha ha ha...blah blah blah

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Xiu Xiu

See ya later maaate! That's me for the day..I'm off home.

'Tis the season for jolly old journalism...

I occasionally have a look at The Advertiser's online manifestation called Adelaide Now. I don't usually get my news from this site but sometimes I find myself needing to catch up on what's going down in Adelaide town (really?...did I just rhyme?..sorry). The Advertiser is a News Limited publication and a scour of its pages (paper or electronic) often ends in disappointment...go figure.

Today I was scanning the headlines and saw this:


Christmas themed headlines are cringe-worthy at the best of times, and I wasn't at all surprised to see this on a Murdoch website. The thing is that the article is actually from Australian Associated Press and doesn't feature the terrible pun.

For a wonderful blog entry on tacky Christmas no-nos in journalism, see this article by newspaper editor John McIntyre.
McIntyre ends the piece with this:

Some readers (and, sadly, some writers) lap up this swill. It is familiar, and the complete lack of originality comforts them. It is for such people that television exists.

After a quick search I found two other terrible tinsel-decorated headlines from Australian publications:

"It's not ho-ho-hopeless" by Jemis Anning for the Illawarra Mercury

...and...

"Xmas Day should be a holiday: unions" by Andrea Hayward for the Sydney Morning Herald


Ho-ho-hoes

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Half-awake in a fake empire...



That 4/3 rhythm, Matt Berninger's sweet-sweet Baritone, the majestic horn refrain at the end... thank you.


Stay out super late tonight
Picking apples, making pies
Put a little something in our lemonade and take it with us
We're half-awake in a fake empire
We're half awake in a fake empire

Tiptoe through our shiny city
With our diamond slippers on
Do our gay ballet on ice
Bluebirds on our shoulders
We're half-awake in a fake empire
We're half awake in a fake empire

Turn the light out say goodnight
No thinking for a little while
Let's not try to figure out everything at once
It's hard to keep track of you falling through the sky
We're half-awake in a fake empire
We're half awake in a fake empire

Extinct Animal of the Week III


















Quagga

"The quagga (Equus quagga quagga) is an extinct subspecies of the plains zebra, which was once found in great numbers in South Africa's Cape Province and the southern part of the Orange Free State."

Friday, November 26, 2010

The French women in my life...

"Iranian President auctioning his 1977 Peugeot 504"

This is just making me reminisce and feel nostalgic about the beautiful French ladies who have been in my life.














My father owns a beguiling orange Peugeot 504. I spent a good deal of my childhood sitting in the back seat and have also had the pleasure of taking it on a trip from Adelaide to Sydney and back. The first 504 was made in 1968 and due to its popularity and reliability the last one was made under licensed production way later in 2006! They're beautiful and sturdy and reliable and just simply brilliant.




















My first (and as yet, only) car bought by me and for me was a cute little avocado-green Renault 12 sedan which set me back 200AUD (a friend bought a Renault 12 station-wagon from the same guy for 35 bucks and it trooped on for a whole three months!). She was very pretty and I adored her. Her vinyl upholstery looked untouched and she was a pleasure to drive. The doors wouldn't lock and she had a little rust but the fuel economy was great, plus she smelled tremendous!
I sold her to a friend for 300AUD who was moving to Sydney and we (3 big men) drove her fully-laden with my friend's gear all the way there (driving through Sydney's South-Western suburbs we pulled up at the lights and a car-full of Lebanese whipper-snappers yelled 'sick mate, you lowered it!!'). The poor French girl who was built for a mild European climate almost overheated en-route and we had to drive the whole 1,500 odd kilometres with the heater on full-blast, our half-naked bodies sticking to the vinyl, the radio amplifying the revs of the engine....but we were extraordinarily happy and it was much more fun than a road-trip with the smooth, quiet, air-conditioned ride of a new-fangled automobile with DVD screens and drink-coolers.
We nicknamed her 'Ješka' and wrote a song about her which we performed once on stage while hungover as hell. She kept on keeping on for another two years or so in the care of my good friend.
She drew her last breath while attempting to freight kegs of home-made ale from Sydney to Adelaide for some ethnic festival. My friend snatched her badge for memory's sake and I believe she's resting peacefully somewhere in Gundagai. She served us well and I miss her dearly.
























The car which I was driving before hiking my arse over to Latvia was a grey manual Peugeot 505 my Dad bought for my brother and me. It's an old car but it had electric windows, power steering, and air-conditioning. I loved driving her around and I would often, if not always, take the long route anywhere just so I could saviour the simple pleasure of driving for driving's sake. I miss her too, and hope she'll still be there when, or if, I get back.



I have this feeling in my stomach which is similar to dread. I get it when I stupidly worry that while I'm away everyone is thrashing out my favourite op-shops, and I'm getting it now because I want to make sure I grow old with another gorgeous French girl in my life...it'll be okay, I hope.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Extinct Animal of the Week II


The Passenger Pigeon

"The Passenger Pigeon or Wild Pigeon (Ectopistes migratorius) is an extinct bird, which existed in North America. It lived in enormous migratory flocks – sometimes containing more than two billion birds – that could stretch one mile (1.6 km) wide and 300 miles (500 km) long across the sky, sometimes taking several hours to pass."

Monday, November 22, 2010

Come down off the cross we could use the wood...



They've just manoeuvred the giant Jesus' head in to place in Poland. The footage reminds me of the scene in Theo Angelopoulos' epic film Ulysses' Gaze (1995) where a huge statue of Lenin has been dismantled and placed on a barge... in a striking moment, the camera watches on as Lenin's cold bust is carefully moved over the dockyards by a crane. Unfortunately I couldn't find a video of it on the net but I have posted the proceeding scene here which shows the barge slowly drifting down a canal.

This clip below is from another of Angelopoulos' films, Landscape in the Midst (1988), in which similar imagery is strikingly used; Lenin's hand is being lifted out of the water by a helicopter.

Friday, November 19, 2010

WOMADelaide line-up 2011

The line-up for next year's WOMADelaide festival (a world-music festival held over a long-weekend in Adelaide) has just come out and it's making me lament the fact that I will be on the other side of the world at the time. It seems to be a tremendous line-up of artists and I'd so love to be there, lying on the grass and enjoying the sublimity. Here's a little review of some of the artists which I would love to see (and hear):

AFRO MANDINKO (Australia/Senegal/Gambia)



I love their wonderful fusion of West African rhythms, brass, and reggae. You can download some of their songs on their website.


ANA MOURA (Portugal)



Fado on a warm afternoon under a giant fig-tree is more than I can ask for right now.


ANGUS AND JULIA STONE (Australia)




These Australian siblings are gorgeous...


ASA (Nigeria/France)



Nigerian/French 'Asa'...


DEREB THE AMBASSADOR (Ethiopia/Australia)



Originally from Ethiopia and now residing in Australia, it seems Dereb is worth a listen.



FAIZ ALI FAIZ (Pakistan)



The best qawwali singer since the late great Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan they reckon.


HORACE ANDY & DUB ASANTE (Jamaica/UK)



A classic voice of Jamaican reggae..it hurts to think I'll miss him.


HANGGAI (China)



Mongolian punk musicians going back to their folk roots... spot on.


JOANNA NEWSOM (USA)



I've been in love with this little pixie's music for a while now, and have as yet not had a chance to see her live.


THE NECKS (Australia)



Minimalist experimental jazz, these guys are simply superb.

I think the new music I would find it hardest to do without, fifty years after Kind of Blue, is that produced by The Necks... A piano trio, but not like any other piano trio you have heard... There is a great deal of joy in The Necks' music, and it is the more rewarding for being hard-won... Kind of Blue's legacy is apparent in the ease with which The Necks exploit the spaces that were opened up for them all those years ago: spaces in harmony, rhythm and melody, but also spaces in the mind.

Richard Williams - 'The Blue Moment: Miles Davis' 'Kind of Blue' and the Remaking of Modern Music'
Find more reviews and videos here.


OMAR SOULEYMAN
(Syria)



Fanging our cars around the leafy suburbs of the foothills of Adelaide in our post-pubescent years, my friends and I used to listen to home-made tapes by a guy who went by the moniker of 'Smooth Pete'. Pete had obviously got his hands on an old Casio keyboard and he'd 'rap' and 'scat' [*doo dippy dippy woo woo woo*] to a backing track... the result was obviously hilarious. Pete was either a wonderfully adept self-satirist...or just a little bit slow (...what I would pay to get my hands on a copy of one of those now long-lost cassettes!).
Although Mr. Souleyman's musical endeavours obviously require much more skill and an acquired knowledge of the folk music of Syria, it still sounds like he's using an old Casio... so I'm going to call him Smooth Omar.


TANYA TAGAQ (Canada)



Maybe not something to listen to while you're making pizza and sipping on wine after a tiresome day at work, but I wouldn't mind seeing Innuit throat singing on stage just once in my life.


THE YABU BAND (Australia)



You try finding better Aboriginal desert rock-reggae...



This is of course only a small representation of the splendour of Womadelaide...It is a bit disappointing to see Eastern Europe underrepresented again (gypsies don't count!)...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Extinct Animal of the Week I



Lord Howe Swamphen

"The Lord Howe Swamphen or White Gallinule, Porphyrio albus, was a large bird in the family Rallidae endemic to Lord Howe Island, Australia."

Friday, November 12, 2010

Time to book a konference [sic]...

The is an advertisement for the 'Australian fine dining' restaurant called Reef n' Beef which is found in Copenhagen.


My friend was recently in Copenhagen and spotted this ad on the back of a bus. In the larger version you can see that the glass of red wine has been doctored into the Aboriginal man's hand.

Okay, I'm not even sure if I want to comment...it's pretty obviously wrong. It's culturally insensitive and ignorant, not to mention they may have used an image of a deceased person...then they've slapped it on the back of a bus to promote a restaurant!?

Ridiculous

Friday...

Writing financial news and this is helping a lot:


Thursday, November 11, 2010

...

Don't wait for the Last Judgement, it takes place everyday. - Albert Camus

Remembrance



Original words by Eric Bogle:

No Man's Land

Well, how do you do, Private William McBride,
Do you mind if I sit down here by your graveside?
And rest for awhile in the warm summer sun,
I've been walking all day, and I'm nearly done.
And I see by your gravestone you were only 19
When you joined the glorious fallen in 1916,
Well, I hope you died quick and I hope you died clean
Or, Willie McBride, was it slow and obscene?

Did they Beat the drum slowly, did they play the pipes lowly?
Did the rifle fire o'er you as they lowered you down?
Did the bugles sound the Last Post in chorus?
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest?

And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind
In some loyal hear is your memory enshrined?
And, though you died back in 1916,
To that loyal heart are you always 19?
Or are you a stranger without even a name,
Forever enshrined behind the glass pane,
In an old photograph, torn and tattered and stained,
And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame?

The sun's shining down on these green fields of France;
The warm wind blows gently, and the red poppies dance.
The trenches have vanished long under the plough
No gas and no barbed wire, no guns firing now.
But here in this graveyard that's still No Man's Land
The countless white crosses in mute witness stand
To man's blind indifference to his fellow man.
And a whole generation who were butchered and damned.

And I can't help but wonder, no Willie McBride,
Do all those who lie here know why they died?
Did you really believe them when they told you 'The Cause'?
Did you really believe that this war would end wars?
Well the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame
The killing, the dying, it was all done in vain,
For Willie McBride, it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sweet pages

I just went to the post office to pick up the books I had ordered through The Book Depository....looking forward to wiling away cold evenings with these:

  • The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien (I have read this before when I was young and have good memories of it)


  • In Cold Blood by Truman Capote (I recently read 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' and enjoyed it very much)

  • Post Office by Charles Bukowski (no comment needed...I hope)

I had also ordered The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky but unfortunately it didn't arrive at the post office with the other books...

Monday, November 8, 2010

'English'

I was browsing through the website for the local publication 'The Baltic Times' (which I was considering writing for on my arrival here in Riga) and found an article about the Latvian-Hong Kong co-production film 'Amaya'.

The article, with the terrible title of 'Lithuanian and Latvian movie from Hong Kong', is so badly written I had to laugh. Here's an example of the wonderfully pithy and coherent writing:

The movie tells a story about a man whose life-style many normal human beings would like to enjoy, in case there would not be obstacles in terms of financial issues and personal obligations to other people.

I've heard from several sources that the quality of the periodical has deteriorated from what it used to be, and I understand that the writer is not a native speaker of English, but that level of English is simply unacceptable.

Oh, and please feel free to criticise my writing, I am aware that sometimes I find myself in a glass house too.

First Australians

'Sorry' was a good start, now this is a little better...



I'm hoping Australian's will have more common sense than I believe they do.

Watch the series 'The First Australians' for some frightening history.

Friday, November 5, 2010

An itch scratched...

I love second-hand, used, pre-loved - whatever you want to call it - things. When living in Adelaide I frequently enjoyed rustling through op-shops (second-hand stores, thrift stores, charity shops, hospice shops, or resale shops depending on where you're from); scouring through bookshelves, fingering through clothes racks, browsing boxes of vinyl, wide-eyed and waiting for the next exhilarating find. I had my favourite (and secret) op-shops, and the whole process of rummaging, searching, discovering, finding, purchasing and then finally enjoying was as much exciting as it was comforting. Since I've moved to the other side of the world, good op-shops are hard to find. I've visited a few second-hand clothing stores but most of them import new-ish clothes from other parts of Europe and are certainly no match to a quaint Australian charity shop run by blue-haired pensioners drinking cups of tea and asking "are you okay there dear?". I've even had to resort, God forbid, to occasionally buying some things new!
I found myself quite flustered the other day with my absence of a good second-hand 'fix' and while looking through some of the enviable finds on the blog 'I op therefore I am' I realised I needed a fix and I needed it bad. Then I remembered about this rather new charity store (a part of a larger charity organisation I gather) here in Riga called 'Otrā Elpa'. I'd been there before but never with such a big itch; and it is the closest thing to a good op-shop here in Riga, with not only clothes (admittedly a poor selection for men), but books, vinyl, and bric-a-brac. So... I quenched my thirst for pre-loved gear and it only cost me 1.50 lats (3AUD).

Here's what I got:

A Soviet-era cheese slicer...



...a Russian knitting book with the title "For you, ladies" with knitting patterns so a woman can knit her man a comfy sweater...



...a home-made wooden spoon with the date of 8-6-88 on the back and a Latvian saying on the front meaning "How bread is eaten is how a song is sung"...



...and a cassette from the heyday of cigarette advertising (1988) called "Discover the Sounds of Adventure" by Camel cigarettes...




Here's the track-list which you can listen to on-line:

- - -

SIDE ONE

The Good the Bad and the Ugly (E Morricone)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (J Williams)

Chariots of Fire (Vangelis)

Romancing the Stone (E Grant)

Eye of the Tiger (F Sullivan / J Peterik)

SIDE TWO

When the Going Gets Tough the Tough Get Going (B Braithwaite / R Eastmond / R J Lange / B Ocean)

We Don't Need Another Hero (T Britten / G Lyle)

You Take My Breath Away (G Moroder / T Whitlock)

The Good the Bad and the Ugly (E Morricone)

- - -

I like it how 'The Good the Bad and the Ugly' features twice.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Yes please!

Reading The Australian this morning I noticed this ad in the side-bar.


Looks like I have no choice...

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Feijoa

One of my loves since childhood is gleaning fruit from the neighbourhood. When living in Australia I would often plan my route to the tram-stop on my way to Uni so I would pass the best fruit; pomegranates, figs, loquats, grapes, peaches, oranges, lilly-pilly, and of course the underrated feijoa. The feijoa is native to parts of South America but is a very popular garden tree in New Zealand and Australia. Most people, I'm assuming, outside of these places wouldn't have a clue about what a feijoa is; spell-check is convinced it's not a word (suggesting instead feisty, feint, feign and fellatio). But I assure you it's a real thing.
After moving to Adelaide when I was three years old, we settled in our first place, a pretty white bungalow in a leafy suburb. The property included a splendidly large back-yard with a loquat tree (I would gorge on the sweet yellow fruit when in season), and a small front yard with an ever so gorgeous Frangipanni shading the front verandah and an unassuming feijoa tree in the corner. When ripe, most of the fruit would just fall off the tree and be left uneaten, this was a common site around the neighbourhood. But I appreciated those little feijoas, occasionally grabbing a handful and pulling them apart to spoon or suck out the sweet innards. Since moving house over ten years ago I've had to steal feijoas from other people's trees, but that only makes them taste sweeter of course.
Anyway...the reason I'm writing so earnestly about this little green fruit is that the other day on a brisk autumn evening here in Riga, Latvia, next to the limes in my local supermarket was a pile of feijoas! They were 3.50AUD a kilogram and grown in Italy. This is a fruit which I had never seen in a shop before and definitely never expected to find anywhere near Eastern Europe; plus, I've never bought one or even imagined I would, I'd only ever picked them off someone's lawn! So I bought one and the cashier didn't know what it was, but after five minutes of confused searching for the item number I finally had in my possession a little green feijoa. The smell instantly transported me back to that Angas Rd. front garden, sitting on the grass sucking the soft flesh out of the smooth green fruit. Standing in the kitchen after returning from the supermarket I savoured the flavour once more. It tasted like a feijoa, but I don't think I'll buy them more because they'll never be as satisfying as when they are stolen from a neighbour's tree while walking to the tram-stop on a cool morning.

I found this lovely little piece from the blog 'Spleen' about how to eat a feijoa properly:

How to eat a feijoa

The feijoa is a sadly underrated fruit. We don't see it at its best in the shops, and if we grow them at home, their brief abundance is so overwhelming as to render us ungrateful.

Some people, it seems, do not know how to eat a jeifoa.

1. Address the feijoa. Admire its glossy, bumpy green skin, its ovoid form, the grey rosette that adorns its base.
2. Grasp the feijoa firmly in your non-dominant hand.
3. Slice the feijoa in half, through its equator.
4. Pause to inspect the interior. there should be a multi-lobed zone of jelly. Isn't that pretty?
5. Hold a feijoa half in your non-dominant hand, with the cut surface outwards.
6. With teaspoon, carefully scoop out the flesh and pulp. There is a happy medium between leaving edible fruit behind, and taking in the acrid lining of the skin.
7. Consume directly from the spoon.
8. Repeat 6 and 7 with remaining feijoa half.

If you are a small child, and the fruit are very ripe, you can bite off the end of the feijoa like an American sergeant with a cheap cigar, and squeeze the innards into your mouth. This method also works for passionfruit. However, this is not manners.


Image by Sandy Austin

Monday, November 1, 2010

journey...doubt...nostalgia...

From Ulysses' Gaze (1995) directed by Theo Angelopoulos and starring Harvey Keitel.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

...my golden basil

This song featured in a powerful scene in the film 'Head On' (1998). The film is about a 19 year-old second generation Greek man living in Melbourne and the issues and struggles he has to face with his family, culture, relationships and ultimately his sexuality. The film is moving and confronting and I couldn't help seeing similarities between the Greek and Latvian communities which exists in Australia; the difficulty in communication and conflict between the generations endure in both cultures not to mention identity crises. In one scene Ari (played wonderfully by Alex Dimitriades) starts dancing a beautiful Greek dance in the family kitchen after being pressured by his heavy-handed father. Ari lunges and sways around the kitchen and his father joins him. A young man caught in a dance with himself, his father, his culture and his identity.

I've put an English translation for the song which Ari was dancing to. The music and words were written by Stavros Kougioumtzis (1932-2005). This version is by Giorgios Dalaras.



Do not be angry with me, my dearest,
now that I am leaving for foreign lands,
I will turn into a bird and I will come
back again, to you.
Open your window,
my golden basil, my princess,
and with a sweet smile, wish me a good night.

Do not be angry with me, my dearest,
now that I am going away from you,
and come here awhile, let me see you,
let me say goodbye.
Open your window,
my golden basil, my princess,
and with a sweet smile, wish me a good night.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Cashmere sweater babes

Danny: Do you ever wonder if its all a big con Flip?
Flip: Eh?
Danny: This. Everything. What if none of it really exists? What if it's like some big experiment and we're like ants trapped in a giant petri dish? What if there is a greater intelligence out there and it's creating everything purely as a way to stop us going insane on them? What if nothing really exists until we sense it? My room doesn't exist till I walk into it. Front yard doesn't exist till I experience it. You don't exist.
Flip: I don't exist?
Danny: Well, you could be just a projection of my inner psyche materialised for my brain in order to keep me company.
Flip: What about the cashmere sweater babes over the road, with their swishy little skirts and all? Would they be from your inner psyche or mine?
Danny: Probably yours I reckon Flip.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Hemingway


Just bought 'A Farewell to Arms' by Hemingway at Robert's Books for 2 lats (approximately 4AUD) .

The edition I bought, it turns out, might be worth a little bit.

Photos by Ani

Leaving Rīga by ferry 23.08.10 (photos by Ani)



Boy on the deck


Seagull reflection


Coal cranes


Workers on a barge


Having a break

Monday, October 25, 2010

52 suburbs

In my morning trawl of the internet I discovered an exceptional blog called '52 SUBURBS: A search for beauty in the Sydney 'burbs''. Here's the author's little preface:

My name is Louis. I've lived in Sydney for over 30 years but have never set foot in most of its 600 plus suburbs. Now I'm on a mission to explore and photograph one new Sydney suburb a week for a year in search of the beauty in the 'burb. Care to join me?
You get the picture. The photos are incredibly gorgeous and make me miss Sydney, and Australia in general. The use of binary photographs (I guess that's the right description) is clever and the whole thing makes me want to start venturing into photojournalism myself (watch this space). Of the suburbs I've managed to wander through today a particular favourite of mine has been beautiful Bondi. Thanks Louis.

Samizdat Issue 2

Samizdat Issue 2

Samizdat Issue 1

Samizdat Issue 1

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Zine

I've been known to occasionally foray into zine publishing when I'm inspired enough and can find the time and the motivation. A good friend and I once published two issues of a zine called 'Samizdat'. I've managed to get the pdf files on here. Just click on ' fullscreen' and scroll away.

Ali

I'm in the mood for desert blues...right down to my shoes...




On a side note, I'm reminded of a mnemonic which I learnt in primary school. It's for remembering the difference between desert and dessert:

There are two 's' in dessert because you always want a second helping!
Now you'll never make a misstake again...

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Nip it in the bud


"A drug addict has become the first person in Britain to be sterilised in exchange for cash under a new project...

Project Prevention, the charity running the scheme, has made similar payments to thousands of men and women in the US in a campaign to prevent them having children who may inherit their addictions... "

are they for real? ... hey, i know, how about the homeless, unemployed, or mentally ill!

"Forced sterilization has been recognized as [a] crime against humanity if the action is part of a widespread or systematic practice by the Rome Statute Explanatory memorandum, which defines the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court."
- Wikipedia

Yeah I know, this isn't 'forced' sterilisation... but you wave $320US under a junkie's nose who's got a 15-year habit and see if he declines...

Saturday, October 16, 2010

October snow

First snow! This is my first first-snow ever.... superb

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Got men?

"Latvian man shortage leaves women lost for love" - BBC News 13/10/10

I just gotta survive through my 30s and I'll be set!

..but seriously, it seems to be a reality here unfortunately.

Mingus

I read Charles Mingus' autobiography recently. He's certainly a disturbed cat, but an extraordinary bass-player (two inalienable qualities maybe)...

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

It's cold




Kono michi ya
yuku hito nashini
aki no kure

Along this road
Goes no one,
This autumn eve.

Matsuo Bashō


Monday, October 4, 2010

Open the folk up

Last Friday night, after a tiring evening of lugging furniture out of the old apartment and into the new, I eventually managed to get to the opening night of the new bar ''Folkklubs ala' pagrabs', a Latvian folk-themed bar in the historic part of Riga.
The co-owner and manager of the bar, Krisjanis, is a good friend of mine, and we used to get up to all sorts of mischief back in Adelaide, so I'd be lying to say I have no bias... but it really is a nice place, trust me.

I arrived at 11pm and the festivities had been going on since 7 (this was obvious by my friends' glazed eyes and my frustration I wasn't as liquored as them) but there was no sign it would soon cease. I greeted all I knew in the warm basement and was soon by the bar quenching my thirst with an exquisite 'Madonas alus', one of the many great beers offered at Folkklubs. Apparently I'd missed an awesome set by Latvian bagpipe and drum group 'Auli' which I could imagine would have sounded momentous in the subterranean chambers which make up the bar but I was glad to catch the set of Krisjanis' own group 'Folkvakars'. The group, consisting of guitar, double-bass, accordeon, violin, and drums (all musicians I know personally... more bias?), plays well known Latvian folk tunes loud and proud. As I watched the quasi-mosh pit bouncing in front of the small stage and the sweaty and talented musicians joyfully ripping through each number, my fatigued body started moving a bit and my almost-switched-off mind reawakened for a while. I was smiling and thinking 'why hasn't there been a band like this before? By God we've all needed one...' (well...those of us who have been 'into' Latvian folk music for a while).

I downed my second beer and made a bit of a sneaky exit - for I wished not to explain to every single person why I just couldn't stay awake any longer - and I walked past the unfinished mural which lies over the stairs leading into the folk-den, and out into the crisp air where all the smokers mingle, and rode home thinking how much potential the bar has and that I shall surely return (not just because I'm a biased friend!).

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"And I plan to be forgotten when I'm gone..."



It's starting to get rather brisk here in Riga (a chilly 9 degrees today) and I was walking home from work intoxicated by the cold, my nose pleasantly numb, and I was in a rather good mood. I popped in my earplugs and listened on random... this song came on and I was glad, because it made everything seem so pleasant in the frosty street.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Family Instinct

The film festival 'Arsenals' saw its closing evening yesterday and as much as I would liked to have seen a pile of films, I only managed to get to one. But I'm glad I did because even after four days the film lingers with me, and I like that in a film.
The film is a documentary called 'Family Instinct' ('Ģimenes lietas' in Latvian) by Latvian director Andris Gauja. The film is set in the Latvian countryside and is about a young woman, Zanda, who lives in rather dysfunctional surrounds and raises two children which she bore to her brother. The themes and images of the film are confronting to say the least and it is extremely uncomfortable to sit through, but there was something strangely beguiling about the film. Maybe it's the strength of Zanda, the protagonist, or the curious beauty in the most grotesque images. For this, Aleksandrs Grebnevs is commendable as Director of Photography. For instance, in a scene I found particularly powerful, Aleksandrs, through his masterful use of the lens turns the silly topless partying of two terribly drunk men into a graceful, intimate and hopelessly sad dance. But in the many moments where I felt pangs of sadness and tears welling in my eyes, I could hear other film-goers (Latvians) giggling. The drunken exploits and sad attempts at interpersonal contact in the film were being laughed at by these people and to add to that, several of the 'stars' of the film were sitting right there in the audience. I found this the most affecting part of the whole film, the response and reaction of the Latvian audience. Here their countrymen and women are being shown on the screen in all their grotesque and depressing glory, and all they can do is laugh. This is obviously a rejection of the imagery they are faced with; the reality of the lives of many Latvian people living on the edges of society, the desperate alcoholism that effects many Latvians but is just shrugged off with a defensive smile or even, God forbid, a giggle. To add insult to injury, the 'stars' were asked up on stage to audience applause at the end of the film. Shy and unresponsive to the director's request for their comments on the film, I couldn't help thinking they seemed like parading animals in a morbid circus, the Director proud of his creation, and the animals slightly aware of their shame. And the audience just smiled and applauded, smiled and applauded. I sat still and speechless in my balcony seat.
The story isn't particularly special - these families exist everywhere in the world - but the film is worth watching, just please don't snigger.

Hi.

I'm Martin (also known by other names, depending on the clique), I'm originally from Australia and am now living (and working) in Riga, Latvia.
I won't write my biography here, and this blog isn't going to be a daily journal or anything of the sort. Just musings and what-have-you.

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