Hilarious analogies...

"56 worst/best analogies of high school students"

These are hilarious. Some favourites:

• "From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30."

• "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."

• "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

• "He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."