Squares and handkerchiefs...

On the theme of fashion, I do love a good pocket-square, but rarely get the chance to flaunt one. Here's a brilliant page on different folds for a pocket square.

"How to fold a pocket square"

There are so many different styles, I think I've only ever donned the one, two and three-point squares. Check out the 'Dunaway Pocket Square Fold':

Imagine if pocket-squares were like a more cultivated form of Handkerchief Code:

Tan: wants to smoke a cigar while having sex
Apricot: chubby chaser
Sand: using tears or sweat as lubricant for intercourse
Chamoise: indicates the wearer is looking for sex involving a motorcycle as a prop